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Old 07-24-2013, 10:35 AM
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Border Security - Drunken Canadian Invades Detroit

A bit of tongue in check stuff on a Weds morning.

http://www.detroitnews.com/article/2...text|FRONTPAGE

This one is amazing to me. The current in the Detroit River is VERY strong, and it would be easy for a strong swimmer to have difficulty crossing the river without being swept downstream. This guy looks like he was probably in better shape about 20 years ago, not to mention being drunk to boot.

...and right under the nose of our crack border security teams!
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Old 07-24-2013, 10:44 AM
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...and right under the nose of our crack border security teams!
I doubt that anyone recently considered someone trying to sneak into Detroit...
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Old 07-24-2013, 10:48 AM
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BAM!! Lol.

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Old 07-24-2013, 10:59 AM
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He was probably making a beer run and didn't find any.
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Old 07-24-2013, 01:25 PM
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Dang Canadian wetbacks, they show up drunk and expect us to give them a boat ride home. Where do the handouts end?

Both Coast Guards should send this clown a bill.

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Old 07-24-2013, 02:27 PM
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I doubt that anyone recently considered someone trying to sneak into Detroit...
Well, he WAS drunk.

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Old 07-24-2013, 02:34 PM
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Well, he WAS drunk.

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...and a Canadian. I hope it wasn't BigErik.
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Old 07-24-2013, 02:38 PM
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A bit of tongue in check stuff on a Weds morning.

http://www.detroitnews.com/article/2...text|FRONTPAGE

This one is amazing to me. The current in the Detroit River is VERY strong, and it would be easy for a strong swimmer to have difficulty crossing the river without being swept downstream. This guy looks like he was probably in better shape about 20 years ago, not to mention being drunk to boot.

...and right under the nose of our crack border security teams!
Dang, keep writing sentences like that, and they'll try to make you a lawyer.

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Old 07-24-2013, 02:59 PM
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...and a Canadian. I hope it wasn't BigErik.
You've outdone yourself.

Not nearly as funny as when a supervisor I didn't like fell out of the rafters and landed on a sawhorse, but I did get a chuckle.

Fortunately, he didn't hurt my sawhorse.

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Old 07-24-2013, 03:01 PM
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You've outdone yourself.

Not nearly as funny as when a supervisor I didn't like fell out of the rafters and landed on a sawhorse, but I did get a chuckle.

Fortunately, he didn't hurt my sawhorse.

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Ouch!
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