Favorite quotes! So, whatcha got?

[bobabode]

Originally Posted by JJIII

We must take change by the hand or rest assuredly, change will take us by the balls. - Winston Churchill -


Seemed to be appropriate...

Fixed it for ya, buddy. You must be reading the PG version of dirty old Winston's quotes.

[BlueStreak]

Originally Posted by JJIII

We must take change by the hand or rest assuredly, change will take us by the throat. - Winston Churchill -


Seemed to be appropriate...

So, what are you waitng for? Like being choked? I never figured you for the kinky type................

Dave

[piece-itpete]

"Hey Rocky - watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat." - Bullwinkle

Pete

[JJIII]

Originally Posted by BlueStreak

So, what are you waitng for? Like being choked? I never figured you for the kinky type................

Dave

You never know!

[piece-itpete]

"It never had occurred to me to write a book, but they came to me and asked me to write one.... It's an autobiography, and it's unauthorized, and I'm suing myself." - Dick Van Dyke

[Wasillaguy]

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself as a liar.
-Mark Twain

[bobabode]

"Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope!" Franklin Freak of the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers at Zap! Comix.

[JJIII]

”It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” - Aristotle-

[JJIII]

I have no color prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me; he can't be any worse. ~Mark Twain~

[Boreas]

Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”

Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

John