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Originally Posted by BlueStreak
Being armed won't help you. Your primitive weapons are useless.
However, being drunk may have saved your life. We.....I mean, THEY won't pick up an intoxicated specimen. Beligerant drunks are a PITA. And the alcohol f**ks up our torture, (Uggg, damnit!), I mean, THEIR "information gathering" techniques.
(I really wish Dick Cheney was still our, I mean THEIR spokesman.)
Dave
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So yew an' Cheney's is runnin' things, huh? Where yew boys from...YerAnus????
Now I don't know how yew Egg Faces look at things up there on YerAnus, but down here in Missouri a Smith & Wesson ain't primitive by a long shot!!!!
But I'll jist tell ya'll somethin'. Jist to keep peace in th' intergalletic family, stop on by and we'ins 'ill jist pull a cork together. Hell, I'll even whoop up some gruel. Iffin ya'll don't like pork, ya'll outta jist go ta Whazzaupistan an' save me from havin' ta clean muh weapon.
Jist don't run yer mother ship off in th' ditch again. In between th' mad muthurs an' the Roswell Cops...yer Egg Face is gonna wind up on th' cover of the Enquirer!!!!
Chas