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Old 11-25-2009, 08:05 PM
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It was a balloon. The classified papers have been available on line since around 2000. If they don't convince ya' just use common sense.
The way I figger it, if they was aliens, they wouldda abducted me by now.

Then again, catching me sober and unarmed at the same time may be problematic.

Bring it on, egg face!!!!!

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Old 11-30-2009, 12:53 PM
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Being armed won't help you. Your primitive weapons are useless.

However, being drunk may have saved your life. We.....I mean, THEY won't pick up an intoxicated specimen. Beligerant drunks are a PITA. And the alcohol f**ks up our torture, (Uggg, damnit!), I mean, THEIR "information gathering" techniques.

(I really wish Dick Cheney was still our, I mean THEIR spokesman.)

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Old 12-02-2009, 07:28 PM
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Being armed won't help you. Your primitive weapons are useless.

However, being drunk may have saved your life. We.....I mean, THEY won't pick up an intoxicated specimen. Beligerant drunks are a PITA. And the alcohol f**ks up our torture, (Uggg, damnit!), I mean, THEIR "information gathering" techniques.

(I really wish Dick Cheney was still our, I mean THEIR spokesman.)

Dave
So yew an' Cheney's is runnin' things, huh? Where yew boys from...YerAnus????

Now I don't know how yew Egg Faces look at things up there on YerAnus, but down here in Missouri a Smith & Wesson ain't primitive by a long shot!!!!

But I'll jist tell ya'll somethin'. Jist to keep peace in th' intergalletic family, stop on by and we'ins 'ill jist pull a cork together. Hell, I'll even whoop up some gruel. Iffin ya'll don't like pork, ya'll outta jist go ta Whazzaupistan an' save me from havin' ta clean muh weapon.

Jist don't run yer mother ship off in th' ditch again. In between th' mad muthurs an' the Roswell Cops...yer Egg Face is gonna wind up on th' cover of the Enquirer!!!!

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Old 12-02-2009, 08:28 PM
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The way I figger it, if they was aliens, they would abducted me by now.


What the hell would they want with you or me?

They are intelligent!
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Old 12-02-2009, 11:37 PM
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What the hell would they want with you or me?

They are intelligent!
Why, Thank You.

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Old 12-03-2009, 06:35 AM
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What the hell would they want with you or me?

They are intelligent!
How else are they going to find out what we know?

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Then again, catching me sober and unarmed at the same time may be problematic.
Probably one of the best lines I've ever read. LMAO
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Old 01-22-2010, 07:43 AM
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Ah yes, what was the name of that guy Erik Something who wrote the book about extra-terrestrials creating man in their image and put all those designs on the mountains in Ecuador.
Oh god, 'Chariots of the Gods'. AKA 'Idiots buy my book'

Well I did! lol

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"quantum theory allows time travel on a microscopic scale"

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And teleportation avoids the whole thing altogether :yes: .

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obviously you've never met my neighbors....
Rotflmao!!

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