Deepwater Horizon Plot

[Sandy G]

It's STILL Karl Rove & Chimpy McHalliburton Bushitler's fault....See, BP told Chimpy to Stick It after he left office, THEY weren't a-gonna pay him his weekly cut no more, since he'd supposedly lost access to that big Computer where he & Rove set the price at the pump every day...Chimpy got real mad, & had Karl talk to his ol' pal, Osama Bin Lyin', & Osama, thru his connections w/Kim Yuck Foo & the Norks, had one of their subs attack the drilling platform & knock it down...I mean, its all SO SIMPLE 'n' perfectly obvious oncet you think about it....Now, where's my 3-Cornered tinfoil Hat ?!?.....

[Charles]

I HAVE noticed that every since Rove has been put on the street that there haven't been nearly as many hurricanes.

Chas