Breaking News: Christmas Called Off

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Sad news from the North Pole today. Due to manmade climate change the ice under Santa's workshop gave way and the workshop sank beneath the waves taking the Jolly Old Elf, his reindeer and all hands with it to the bottom of the sea. There were no survivors.

Scattered reports of flotsam and jetsam were reported by the US Coastguard and the Canadian navy.

In other news, Conservatives lead by President Elect Trump unilaterally declared victory in the War on Christmas.

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