It's friday.

[piece-itpete]

Originally Posted by bobabode

You're gonna drive me to drinkin' Pete. What's under the hood of that Lincoln?
Can I smoke in the back seat? Two Dogs was askin' Bottoms up!

Just a wheezy old wornout throttle body 302 And yeah, like any proper limo yous can do whatever you want back there as long as I'm not involved lol.

Pete

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=kVJWHPeeWSo

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9aYB...yer_detailpage

[piece-itpete]

I'm still sad over that hole.



Wally was based on a real person. The author worked with him at one big company that was downsizing. If you were in the bottom 10% they would offer you a buyout.

So he worked very hard to be the worst employee ever. Which if you think about it is funnier than most of this thread.

Pete

[painter]

When the guy stops running...place your curser about an inch above his head.

http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html

[merrylander]

Originally Posted by piece-itpete

I'm still sad over that hole.



Wally was based on a real person. The author worked with him at one big company that was downsizing. If you were in the bottom 10% they would offer you a buyout.

So he worked very hard to be the worst employee ever. Which if you think about it is funnier than most of this thread.

Pete

I once did technical editing on a book co-written by Scott Adams former boss and he was just about exactly as Scott describes him in the strip.

[painter]

Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He
advised her that he was holding her personally
responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in
a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and
proceeded to rant at her about what would happen
if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was
annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ..... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think

[piece-itpete]

LOL! I think my blonde wife would appreciate that

Someone mentioned Chicago blues?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7nQv...yer_detailpage

Pete