Trump Disgraces America Every Day

[finnbow]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s demonstrable inability to spell even the simplest words has reassured many that he lacks the aptitude to correctly enter the nuclear launch codes entrusted to the President of the United States.

While millions of Americans have lost sleep over the thought of Trump being anywhere near the nuclear codes, his failure to spell such words as “heal” and “tap” suggests that mastering a more complicated sequence of letters or numbers would be well above his grade level.

“Giving one person the power to launch the most destructive nuclear arsenal in the world has always been problematic,” Harland Dorrinson, the director of the Society for Nuclear Security, said. “In their infinite wisdom, the American people have solved that problem by electing someone whose brain would be utterly flummoxed by the task.”

While Trump has demonstrated an ability to use simple tools, such as a television remote or a fork, Dorrinson does not foresee him mastering the nuclear codes anytime soon. “This is not exactly the system of checks and balances that the Constitution intended, but we should all be grateful for it,” he said.

[finnbow]

Look at this poll in the three states that pushed Trump over the edge in the election.

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[ZeroJunk]

in the event, a rightist individual executed a deadly attack by automobile.

Basically one idiot in a car is one thing we can agree on. One.

[ZeroJunk]

Originally Posted by finnbow

Look at this poll in the three states that pushed Trump over the edge in the election.

Likely 75% of that 75% didn't vote.

[donquixote99]

Originally Posted by ZeroJunk

Basically one idiot in a car is one thing we can agree on. One.

You disagree about the other bullet items? You're one of those people with an unjustified sense of entitlement, aren't you. You think you're entitled to your own facts.

[finnbow]

President Trump, deciding to challenge the sun itself, stared straight into the solar eclipse Monday afternoon without protective glasses — showing the entire nation exactly what not to do.

Despite constant warnings about potential eye damage or even blindness, Trump briefly stole an unprotected glance at the eclipse after watching it safely with First Lady Melania Trump and their son Barron outside the White House.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/poli...icle-1.3429928

You can't fix stupid.

[MrPots]

Originally Posted by ZeroJunk

Basically one idiot in a car is one thing we can agree on. One.

Basically one idiot in a bomb vest.....does that work?

[MrPots]

Originally Posted by finnbow

President Trump, deciding to challenge the sun itself, stared straight into the solar eclipse Monday afternoon without protective glasses — showing the entire nation exactly what not to do.

Despite constant warnings about potential eye damage or even blindness, Trump briefly stole an unprotected glance at the eclipse after watching it safely with First Lady Melania Trump and their son Barron outside the White House.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/poli...icle-1.3429928

You can't fix stupid.

Funny as hell he is....

[donquixote99]

Might qualify for retirement on disability now.