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Old 08-05-2014, 10:25 AM
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From the final "Monty Python" show last Thursday in London:

---"Mr. Paul Dacre hast just received an arshole transplant."

---"Yes, I heard about that, the arsehole rejected him."

The whole show you can watch if you google for example (arte monty python mostly)


Farewell Monty Python...!
lol: good one.
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lol: good one.
Yeah - but two misspellings, damned, I would correct them if the post would not have been quoted.
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Old 08-05-2014, 10:23 AM
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"I love your poise/ Of perfect thighs/ When they hold me in paradise
I love the rose/Your garden grows/ Love seashell pink/ That over it glows"

- President Harding

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Oh my. A flaming case of 'booty ears.' (They make one's awful attempts at 'erotic verse' sound good.)

Wouldn't he be embarrassed, if he wasn't dead....
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Old 08-05-2014, 11:25 AM
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Awesome. Goodbye Monty P, we all fart in your general direction.

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Old 08-07-2014, 11:53 AM
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Rest assured that whatever station of life we are placed, princely or lowly, it contains the lessons and experiences necessary at the moment for our evolution, and gives us the best advantage for the development of ourselves.
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Niice one one1 - thanks.

"A true Zen saying - Nothing is what I want!"

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Niice one one1 - thanks.

"A true Zen saying - Nothing is what I want!"

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I am A big believer in Nothing.
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After listening to your lecture I am still confused. But on a higher level.

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I am A big believer in Nothing.
You are on the right track friend.
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