Putin Invades the Ukraine

[HarmanKardon]

How small is the penis of Mr. Poopin'?

An old man sentimentally pining for a boner and the USSR status quo of the 20th century.

In 1950 Nobel laureate Hermann Hesse asked in a letter: "Why in these 12 years of the Nazi regime none out of 80 million Germans was able to shoot this fellow?" (The Barking Monster).

And another, a Zappa quote: "Bullets can't stop it! Rockets can't stop it! We may have to use NUCLEAR FORCE!"

(Replace "it" by "him")

In 1945 my mother and my grandmother had been raped by Soviet soldiers. Now she is 95 years old and she is not much interested to meet a Russki again.