The Vent

HatchetJack · #1 01-12-2010, 09:45 PM

Are you frustrated or disgusted with someone or something? if so let it rip.

I'll start it off: I would like to give a big FU to Simon on American Idol just
because everyone else does.

Dave's gonna love this thread

Writewing · #2 01-12-2010, 10:07 PM

I hate the burden of being smart, super sexy and have to tow around this big Pee Pee

d-ray657 · #3 01-12-2010, 10:16 PM

I'll one up you Jack, and give it to the television industry in general.

I'm the best you can get,
Have you guessed me yet,
I'm the slime oozing out,
From your TV set.

Regards,

D-Ray

Writewing · #4 01-12-2010, 10:24 PM

Back on topic I actually enjoy American Idol for three reasons.
Its a reality show that atleast has an actual result we can see.
Its entertaining to watch a great performance.
Its actually a show that is family friendly.
But I HATE Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife bothers me even more, his show makes COPS look like Citizen Cane.

Sandy G · #5 01-13-2010, 02:31 AM

Dog at least has a World-Class Mullet...Or is that his wife ?

Sandy G · #6 01-13-2010, 04:31 AM

...An' as Filthy Rich as Simple Simon claims t'be, reckon he could afford new T-Shirts 'n' Shit-Can them dirty, dingy grey ones ?!? (grin)

HatchetJack · #7 01-13-2010, 06:26 AM

I would like to give a big FU to the Asian buffet at the mall. Thanks for selling
me that dark meat jerk off caribbean chicken fried rice chop suey surprise.
Thank God for alka seltzer. Next time it's a chick fillet samich.Extra pickles

Sandy G · #8 01-13-2010, 06:50 AM

Keep yer Dawg tied up, Jack, 'round them chingypong greasy spoons, if you love him...Lest you end up gettin' a REAL Fried Rice Chop Suey Surprise....(grin)

Charles · #9 01-13-2010, 06:59 AM

My three customers who have conveniently forgotten that they owe me 8 grand.

Chas

hillbilly · #10 01-13-2010, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charles

My three customers who have conveniently forgotten that they owe me 8 grand.

Chas

There is a local man that burn a house down one night, and sat in the yard laughing when the owner and his wife ran out of the house not fully clothed. It was because they hired him to do some work for them .. but paid him 200.00 less than they had agree'd on. The owner never did press charges, or tell the law what really happen. The locals say it happen in the 80's.

To be owed 8k, your a good man.