Political Forums  

Go Back   Political Forums > Politics

We appreciate your help

in keeping this site going.
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #11  
Old 05-15-2009, 09:47 PM
Ohighway Ohighway is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 15
Well I sure wouldn't pick Ben Stein. Nancy or Yoko ? Nothing that inspires me there. However a paper bag or rolled up sock might improve the situation some....
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 05-15-2009, 09:50 PM
Sandy G Sandy G is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 1,354
Slice my wrists w/a dull, dirty knife. Shoot myself w/a .22 in a non critical area of my body. ANYTHING but ANY of those alternatives...Of course, as being a conservative, it is causing me a fair amount of glee watching Speeker Blinky, the Hollow-eyed Aging Hippie from Haight-Ashbury try to squirm her way outta this one...
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 05-15-2009, 10:04 PM
simi's Avatar
simi simi is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 492
Ya know.. I'm surprised more drug dealers don't get into politics.. They get hung out to dry for having their last joint and a pocket full of ones....

We all see what politicians get away with.. It' only makes sense to get in politics before dealing drugs...

... Take Marion Barry for example.... Not quite your average bear.. Can he read me Goldie Locks insead of the other options?

Last edited by simi; 05-15-2009 at 10:08 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 05-15-2009, 10:08 PM
doucanoe's Avatar
doucanoe doucanoe is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 462
Quote:
Originally Posted by Twodogs View Post
I hope like hell you don't have a Ron Paul sticker on the mini. You'll end up on a "list".

On the OT, I'd take Palosi, but only if she'd tell the lies nekkid, standing on her head.
Now I could go for that.

RC
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 05-15-2009, 10:29 PM
Ozmoid's Avatar
Ozmoid Ozmoid is offline
Member
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 94
Quote:
Originally Posted by wajobu View Post
I'm a Libertarian...none of the above...
Libertine, wajobu. Libertine. Dang kids these days...
__________________
"Ecpyrosis" will not be found in most dictionaries, but it is a philosophical term of the stoics, from the greek "ekpyrosis", and it means: "conflagration; the periodic resolution of all things into fire".
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 05-16-2009, 08:20 AM
merrylander's Avatar
merrylander merrylander is offline
Resident octogenarian
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Maryland
Posts: 20,860
Sherezade, er Pelosi.
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 05-16-2009, 11:37 AM
wintermuted's Avatar
wintermuted wintermuted is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 19
Man, Yoko by a country mile...
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Old 05-16-2009, 12:04 PM
Twodogs's Avatar
Twodogs Twodogs is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Cowtown
Posts: 2,460
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandy G View Post
Slice my wrists w/a dull, dirty knife. Shoot myself w/a .22 in a non critical area of my body. ANYTHING but ANY of those alternatives...Of course, as being a conservative, it is causing me a fair amount of glee watching Speeker Blinky, the Hollow-eyed Aging Hippie from Haight-Ashbury try to squirm her way outta this one...
Yep, she's stuttering worse than Obama with a teleprompter malfunction.
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Old 05-16-2009, 12:25 PM
Grumpy's Avatar
Grumpy Grumpy is offline
Administrator
 
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 1,943
Burn her. Burn the witch
Attached Images
File Type: jpg monty_python_witch-701441.jpg (26.2 KB, 3 views)
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Old 05-16-2009, 02:16 PM
JJIII's Avatar
JJIII JJIII is offline
AKA Sister Mary JJ
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Upper East Tennessee
Posts: 5,897
This thread is going to give me nightmares!
__________________
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." (Mark Twain)
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:14 PM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.