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#631
07-22-2011, 10:32 AM
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.” 
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#632
07-22-2011, 12:15 PM
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#634
07-22-2011, 12:35 PM
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LMAO!!!
Pete
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#635
07-22-2011, 01:01 PM
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#636
07-23-2011, 12:18 AM
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"When the lie is so big and the fog so thick, the Republican trick can play out again....."-------Frank Zappa
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#637
07-23-2011, 02:10 AM
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I'm four beers into the weekend fellers. Jammin' ta some Todd Rundgren when I heard this and thought I would share......from 1972......
"Chuck Biscuits, conservative-jive. The biggest pig in all the school. He would sit and smack his lips and drool as he eyed your lunch. I left a bag in his desk one night. A raw egg sandwich and when Hungry took a bite he had to---Up chuck, uh up up-chuck, a'pukin' Chuck Biscuits, they always caught him eatin' in the class." Dave
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"When the lie is so big and the fog so thick, the Republican trick can play out again....."-------Frank Zappa
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#638
08-05-2011, 08:46 AM
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Obama Turns 50 Despite Republican Opposition
WASHINGTON—After months of heated negotiations and failed attempts to achieve any kind of consensus, President Obama turned 50 years old Thursday, drawing strong criticism from Republicans in Congress. "With the host of problems this country is currently facing, the fact that our president is devoting time to the human process of aging is an affront to Americans everywhere," said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, who advocated a provision to keep Obama 49 at least through the fall of 2013. "To move forward unilaterally and simply begin the next year of his life without bipartisan support—is that any way to lead a country?" According to White House officials, Obama attempted to work with Republicans right up until the Aug. 4 deadline, but was ultimately left with no choice except to turn a year older.
Courtesy of The Onion
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#639
08-05-2011, 09:58 AM
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Wanna hear somethin' funny? I heard that Congress (as a whole, regardless of party) now has an approval rating of only 14%. Took longer 'nuff, maybe the new faces to come will be nervous the people are paying better attention now.
 Now if yall will excuse me, I think I'll stuff a toy poodle in my shirt pocket and go change my oil.
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Last edited by hillbilly; 08-05-2011 at 10:03 AM.
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#640
08-05-2011, 10:27 AM
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I've got to ask - why a toy poodle?
Got this yesterday: .
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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