Newsflash - one day late.

[Ike Bana]

As of yesterday, Monday June 1, 2014, any couple of any gender combination can walk into any county clerk's office in any county in the State of Illinois and obtain a marriage license.

So...
Senators:
Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky)
John Cornyn (R-Texas)
Lamar Alexander (R-Tennessee)
Kelly Ayotte (R-New Hampshire)
John Barrasso (R-Wyoming)
Roy Blunt (R-Missouri)
John Boozman (R-Arkansas)
Richard Burr (R-North Carolina)
Saxby Chambliss (R-Georgia)
Dan Coats (R-Indiana)
Tom Coburn (R-Oklahoma)
Thad Cochran (R-Mississippi)
Bob Corker (R-Tennessee)
Mike Crapo (R-Idaho)
Ted Cruz (R-Texas)
Mike Enzi (R-Wyoming)
Deb Fischer (R-Nebraska)
Jeff Flake (R-Arizona)
Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina)
Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa)
Orrin Hatch (R-Utah)
Dean Heller (R-Nevada)
John Hoeven (R-North Dakota)
Jim Inhofe (R-Oklahoma)
Johnny Isakson (R-Georgia)
Mike Johanns (R-Nebraska)
Ron Johnson (R-Wisconsin)
Mike Lee (R-Utah)
Joe Manchin (D-West Virginia)
John McCain (R-Arizona)
Jerry Moran (R-Kansas)
Rand Paul (R-Kentucky)
Mark Pryor (D-Arkansas)
Jim Risch (R-Idaho)
Pat Roberts (R-Kansas)
Marco Rubio (R-Florida)
Tim Scott (R-South Carolina)
Jeff Sessions (R-Alabama)
Richard Shelby (R-Alabama)
John Thune (R-South Dakota)
Pat Toomey (R-Pennsylvania)
David Vitter (R-Louisiana)
Roger Wicker (R-Mississippi)
and...
234 Republican and Democrat members of the US House
and...
31 Republican and Democrat Governors

...can hereby eat me.