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EPA Promotes Pulsating Black Sludge To Deputy Director

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TRUMP ACCEPTS LARRY FLYNT OFFER!

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Just minutes after the publisher Larry Flynt offered ten million dollars in exchange for information leading to Donald Trump’s impeachment, Trump contacted Flynt and said that he would gladly provide the information himself in exchange for the cash.

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Old 10-19-2017, 10:56 PM
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QUESTION: What is the difference between these two groups:

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Old 10-19-2017, 10:58 PM
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One is a small group of amoral people who every day degrade themselves by doing anything, no matter how disgusting and depraved, to please the men who give them money, and the others are hookers.
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CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report)—In an appearance at the University of Chicago on Monday, former President Barack Obama unloaded a relentless barrage of complete sentences in what was widely seen as a brutal attack on his successor, Donald Trump.

Appearing at his first public event since leaving office, Obama fired off a punishing fusillade of grammatically correct sentences, the likes of which the American people have not heard from the White House since he departed.

“He totally restricted his speech to complete sentences,” Tracy Klugian, a student at the event, said. “It was the most vicious takedown of Trump I’d ever seen.”

“About five or six sentences in, I noticed that all of his sentences had both nouns and verbs in them,” Carol Foyler, another student, said. “I couldn’t believe he was going after Trump like that.”

Obama’s blistering deployment of complete sentences clearly got under the skin of their intended target, who, moments after the event, responded with an angry tweet: “Obama bad (or sick) guy. Failing. Sad!”
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Old 10-27-2017, 05:14 PM
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Trump taps Portland truck stop tycoon for JFK Center advisory board

Hilarious headline, sounds so Trumpian. He does love his trucks. The guy appears to be a bit of an arts patron, though. And he didn’t contribute to Trump’s campaign, a huge plus.

http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/i...usinessma.html
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