So we are invited to a birthday party for grown-ups with a "political party" theme. My S-O sez "how do I get myself up as an asshole?"
I could have said "how 'bout an elephant with a Rush Liimbaugh mask, wearing a tin-foil 3 cornered hat".
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I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one.
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
- Mr. Underhill