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#2
06-04-2010, 10:38 AM
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I'll take the credit - in the words of Lehrer,
'Plagiarize! Let no one else's work evade your eyes, Remember why the good Lord made your eyes, So don't shade your eyes, But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize!'  Pete
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#3
06-04-2010, 02:34 PM
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A bather whose clothing was strewed,
By winds that left her quite nude, Saw a man come along, And unless we are wrong, You expected this line to be lewd. Pete
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#4
06-04-2010, 03:02 PM
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There was a young girl from Madras
Who had a most beautiful ass Not rounded and pink As you probably think But gray, with long ears, and ate grass. Pete
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#5
06-11-2010, 12:43 PM
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This am I heard a joke call perusing the radio.
A little on the tasteless side, but I thought funny, from memory: A: Yes, this is Metro General, is this Mrs M? B: Yes, this is she. A: I wanted you to know madam, we found a percentage of Crown Royal in your breast milk analysis. Have you been drinking heavily? B: WHAT?! A: Yes madam, and a good slug of Petrone. B: You're crazy. I don't even like that stuff, and I'm breastfeeding! The funniest thing is she didn't catch on, just got madder and madder. At one point after mentioning Hypnotic, the caller said 'Crown Royal and Hypnotic together is called an Incredible Hulk. Your baby's going to be strong!' lol. Have a great one. Pete
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#6
06-11-2010, 12:53 PM
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Ah heck, one more
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#7
06-18-2010, 02:03 PM
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Happy Friday!
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#8
06-18-2010, 02:07 PM
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One more....
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#10
06-18-2010, 03:59 PM
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Just supervised planting of four Norway Spruce, enjoying a cold Sam Adams then off to the showers.As for Congress and the BP sideshow.
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Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. Eleanor Roosevelt
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