Inappropriate Jokes?
I just got this from a friend of mine who had the misfortune to find his wife's Mother dead on the floor. I've known the man for 45 years, maybe he made it up but history tells me he didn't. Insanity runs in the family; just not fast enough.
999 operator (same as US 911) " While waiting for the ambulance Mr. ****** , I'm going to talk you through the CPR procedure " , me " don't think it's----" , 999 " Put the patient in the recovery position " me " Well if I do that she's going to be on all fours because rigor mortis has set in " , 999 " Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr , best to just wait then "
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