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Old 07-23-2010, 03:17 AM
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I just got this from a friend of mine who had the misfortune to find his wife's Mother dead on the floor. I've known the man for 45 years, maybe he made it up but history tells me he didn't. Insanity runs in the family; just not fast enough.

999 operator (same as US 911) " While waiting for the ambulance Mr. ****** , I'm going to talk you through the CPR procedure " , me " don't think it's----" , 999 " Put the patient in the recovery position " me " Well if I do that she's going to be on all fours because rigor mortis has set in " , 999 " Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr , best to just wait then "
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Old 07-23-2010, 06:46 AM
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999 operator (same as US 911) " While waiting for the ambulance Mr. ****** , I'm going to talk you through the CPR procedure " , me " don't think it's----" , 999 " Put the patient in the recovery position " me " Well if I do that she's going to be on all fours because rigor mortis has set in " , 999 " Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr , best to just wait then "
Had the same experience when I found my father. I think it must be a part of their training. The worst part was when they "cracked" him so they could get him in the body bag.

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Old 07-23-2010, 09:29 AM
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Had the same experience when I found my father. I think it must be a part of their training. The worst part was when they "cracked" him so they could get him in the body bag.

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Bloody Hell, that was rough.
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Old 07-23-2010, 09:34 AM
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Old 07-23-2010, 09:36 AM
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Bloody Hell, that was rough.
I didn't see it because I was in the next room but the sound.........

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