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Old 10-19-2009, 06:47 PM
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Our tax dollars at work

With my wife taking a substantial pay cut we thought it may be for the best to request a loan modification for our mortgage. The big O guy says hes gonna help and and who am I to turn it down.

Got the paperwork packet in the mail today from the mortgage company. Under the Financial Stability Plan my payments will go up $263.15 a month.

What the fuck ? Am I the wrong color. FUCK the gooberment and the horse they rode in on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-19-2009, 06:54 PM
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"Change you can believe in!"
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Old 10-19-2009, 07:04 PM
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Yeah, but YOU'RE a White, Oppressive Male...Shoulda had Nancy apply. And don't forget that any assistance, like the "Kash Fer Klunkers" program, IS taxable at the highest allowable rate...
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Old 10-19-2009, 08:22 PM
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I'm from the goobermitt and I'm here to help.

Besides, you're doing the wrong thing...you're trying to help yourself. Quit working so hard.

"Sit down on your ass, light up a Camel, this is the promised land"...FDR

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Old 10-19-2009, 09:33 PM
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"Sit down on your ass, light up a Camel, this is the promised land"...FDR

Chas
I keep trying too but these damn self-extinguishing cigarettes keep putting themselves out. Not to mention they taste like shit now !

Gooberment fucked up that simple pleasure too..
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Old 10-20-2009, 06:49 AM
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I keep trying too but these damn self-extinguishing cigarettes keep putting themselves out. Not to mention they taste like shit now !

Gooberment fucked up that simple pleasure too..
What did they put in tobacco to make it stink?

When I was a kid, cigarettes smelled good, now they're horrible. At least they haven't ruined captain Black.

Chas
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Old 10-22-2009, 11:57 AM
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I'm from the goobermitt and I'm here to help.

Besides, you're doing the wrong thing...you're trying to help yourself. Quit working so hard.

"Sit down on your ass, light up a Camel, this is the promised land"...FDR

Chas

Did he really say that? That's awesome.
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:32 PM
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Did he really say that? That's awesome.
Glenn Beck says he did.

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Old 10-22-2009, 11:37 PM
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Glenn Beck says he did.

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Figures.

Beck should wear a diaper on his head, 'cuz more shit comes from his mouth than anywhere else.

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Old 10-23-2009, 01:09 AM
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Beck never said that, as far as I know. It was part of an old joke.

Amazing how the smallest of things can invoke so much rage.

BTW, wife just returned from "the home for the criminally insane", said she had to put two of her "clients" in restraints and had to write up two others.

Is it a full moon tonite?

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