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06-18-2010, 11:28 AM
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Kill the dog?
So yesterday, my wife was pissed that when I let the dog upstairs in the morning, the dog did a number three in the hall for my wife to find when she got home from work. We usually keep her gated in the downstairs family room for that reason. I don't think the wife was in a good mood, because she told me it was her or the dog. I told her fine, she could murder the dog. Do you think that was an intelligent response?
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06-18-2010, 11:29 AM
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Looks to me like you're the one in the doghouse. Happy Fathers Day, BTW.
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06-18-2010, 11:45 AM
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Concur w/Finnbow.
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06-18-2010, 11:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by d-ray657
So yesterday, my wife was pissed that when I let the dog upstairs in the morning, the dog did a number three in the hall for my wife to find when she got home from work. We usually keep her gated in the downstairs family room for that reason. I don't think the wife was in a good mood, because she told me it was her or the dog. I told her fine, she could murder the dog. Do you think that was an intelligent response?
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D-Ray
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I know that #1 is pee, and #2 is a crap ... so the dog puked, right?
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06-18-2010, 12:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by d-ray657
I don't think the wife was in a good mood, because she told me it was her or the dog. I told her fine, she could murder the dog. Do you think that was an intelligent response?
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D-Ray
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Probably not but she did offer you an interesting choice.
John
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06-18-2010, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by hillbilly
I know that #1 is pee, and #2 is a crap ... so the dog puked, right?
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Nah, just 1 + 2.
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D-Ray
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06-18-2010, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by finnbow
Looks to me like you're the one in the doghouse. Happy Fathers Day, BTW.
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Actually, in the man cave - where most of the audio equipment is. The best system is upstairs, but the stuff in the basement is not too shabby either. The wife doesn't care how big a mess the dog makes in the man-cave. The cold beer is down there, the work-bench, the vinyl collection - not a badly equipped dog house.
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D-Ray
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06-18-2010, 12:41 PM
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My estimation of your smarts just went up 7000%
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06-18-2010, 12:56 PM
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Stealing a famous line from Brer Rabbit, "Please don't throw me in that briar patch."
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06-18-2010, 04:10 PM
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Play the victim card...and buy her some poseys.
Wimmen are suckers for victims and poseys.
And if you can talk her into dropping the butcher knife you may want to play hide the salami. They call that "making love". Be sure to talk about feelings and such for an hour afterwards. DO NOT fall asleep, or go for a beer and a sandwich.
Sitting with her and watching some gag me with a shovel touchy feely movie, without snide comments, is almost just as good. It shows you care.
Remember...they read romance novels!!!
Chas
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