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Old 01-27-2016, 02:02 PM
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Pants-less driver in Detroit dies in wreck watching porn

DETROIT - A new level of distracted driving was reached when a 58-year-old man, allegedly preoccupied by a pornographic movie on his phone, crashed and rolled his vehicle, all while not wearing pants.

It happened at about 3:30 a.m. Sunday on I-75 in Detroit, Michigan State Police told CBS Detroit.

Michigan State Police Lt. Mike Shaw said it's the strangest thing he's ever encountered on the roadway.

"We see people putting on makeup, we see people doing different things as far as hygiene, as far as reading books, it's almost to the fact there's so much technology out there a lot of people are more paying attention to what they're doing other than driving their cars," Shaw said.

Clifford Ray Jones of Detroit was partially ejected through the sunroof when his 1996 Toyota rolled and he was thrown from the vehicle and died.

He wasn't wearing pants, police told the Detroit News.

No others drivers were struck.

"Driver inattention is the leading factor in most crashes and near-crashes," the Michigan State Police website says, citing the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and Virginia Tech Transportation Institute.
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Old 01-27-2016, 02:21 PM
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When I'm driving on a two lane road I sometimes worry about the driver of the oncoming vehicle being drunk or talking on the phone. I guess I need to add masturbating to that list.
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Old 01-27-2016, 03:15 PM
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a novel way of gratification...all types of freaks out there.
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Old 01-28-2016, 08:29 AM
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I have to admit to being the recipient of a blow job or two while driving back in the day.....

Marginally better than jerking off I suppose, both hands on the wheel....
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Old 01-31-2016, 02:17 PM
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When I'm driving on a two lane road I sometimes worry about the driver of the oncoming vehicle being drunk or talking on the phone. I guess I need to add masturbating to that list.
Had one putting on her eye makeup head straight for me - I headed for thr grass.
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Old 01-31-2016, 05:21 PM
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Good thing there was grass to head for.
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Old 02-01-2016, 09:06 AM
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Being in the greater Detroit area I can tell you this story has been the joke of every radio station in town. Dam shame is all I can say but ya know what they say, Darwin has a way of sorting things out..
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I recall a story of a fatal crash involving the driver getting a BJ from his companion at the time.

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