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Old 08-17-2012, 02:02 PM
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I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night
when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century,' he said.
'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my iphone.'

I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it...........

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Old 08-17-2012, 02:05 PM
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I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night
when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century,' he said.
'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my iphone.'

I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it...........

LOL. I wonder how well an iphone would work in a birdcage?

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Old 08-17-2012, 06:49 PM
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I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night
when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century,' he said.
'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my iphone.'

I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it...........

I'm loving it!

(I'm gonna steal it to post elsewhere.)
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Old 08-17-2012, 10:51 PM
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I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night
when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century,' he said.
'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my iphone.'

I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it...........

Damn smart aleck kids!! I'm stealin' it too. My 84 year old Mom is going to be forwarding this to everyone! That's a scream! Thanks ,Painter - I needed that.
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Old 08-18-2012, 07:00 AM
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I got that one from my sisterr except it was an iPad. I always wondered what iPads were good for.
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:28 AM
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For some reason that one's killing me

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Old 08-24-2012, 10:28 AM
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:31 AM
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:32 AM
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