The happy thread.

[Charles]

Don't reckon politics makes anyone happy, 'cept fer the politicker's that's makin' a livin' offa us stooges. And talkin' 'bout assholes that need a third eye socket (Thank you Sandy) in th' middle of their forehead ain't too cheerful neither.

So I'm gonna take the lead.

The good. Got about 2 months backlog of work at the time, figger I got a damn good chance of sellin' enough work to keep my boy's workin' till spring. For sure didn't figger it would be like this last spring.

But I worry. Always said, don't haffta worry about what's gonna go right...just need ta worry about what's gonna go wrong.

Wife and myself are buggin' out to Bull Shoals in 21 days for a week of gettin' drunk, droundin" worms, grillin' chuck eyes, trollin' fer 'eyes...an' a cell phone don't work down there in Hooterville.

Come on, folks...ya got it made in the shade. There really are poor bastards starving to death in Africa. And Americans are about the only subspecies that has to work at NOT gettin' fat during the winter.

Count your blessings,

Chas

PS: Can anyone else say something happy?