Would You Like Fries With Your Mutant Chicken Nuggets?

[MrPots]

Originally Posted by BlueStreak

I once bought chicken breasts from the plantation (Walmart). I thought it odd that they were inordinately large. Opening the package they smell normal, so I went ahead and baked them. Even though I had seasoned them with rosemary and black pepper, they tasted........weird. So, I took them back and complained. The customer service people gave me a slip and told me I could go get a different package.

That's when I noticed that they were all the same. HUGE. I went back to customer service and asked for a refund.

Something's up, Guys.

Dave

I've gotten those before too. Where a half a breast feeds two people and the meat has a unpleasant condensed and solid mouthfeel, like you're chewing on hard silicone.

[piece-itpete]

Although when they say 'genetically modified' it simply means they're fed GMO grain from what little I read.

Pete

[d-ray657]

Originally Posted by MrPots

I've gotten those before too. Where a half a breast feeds two people and the meat has a unpleasant condensed and solid mouthfeel, like you're chewing on hard silicone.

Doncha just hate it when you're munching on breasts and they turn out tasting like silicone.

Regards,

D-Ray

[bobabode]

Groan.

[BlueStreak]

Originally Posted by MrPots

I've gotten those before too. Where a half a breast feeds two people and the meat has a unpleasant condensed and solid mouthfeel, like you're chewing on hard silicone.

That's it! See?

Dave

[BlueStreak]

I have just been informed that it's all linked to this;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratos...geoengineering)

By a man who also insists that global warming is a hoax and the "Al Gore version" is simply "....a way to collect revenues to pay for " aerosol sulfate spraying".

Ummmm......

Global Warming is a "hoax"* being foisted upon us to pay for this program designed to cool the global atmosphere?

Man, those bastards are clever.

(* A tightly guarded secret that can be found on several website simply by Googling it, BTW.)

Dave

[JCricket]

Originally Posted by d-ray657

Doncha just hate it when you're munching on breasts and they turn out tasting like silicone.

Regards,

D-Ray

I like the real thing, but I certainly would complain about prime silicone neither.

Don't know why, but this thread made me think of an old movie. Do you folks remember Fried Green Tomatoes? Remember when they were serving extra tasty ribs for free to that cop guy who was looking for the missing ex-husband.

eeewwwweeeeee

[ebacon]

Originally Posted by BlueStreak

I once bought chicken breasts from the plantation (Walmart). I thought it odd that they were inordinately large. Opening the package they smell normal, so I went ahead and baked them. Even though I had seasoned them with rosemary and black pepper, they tasted........weird. So, I took them back and complained. The customer service people gave me a slip and told me I could go get a different package.

That's when I noticed that they were all the same. HUGE. I went back to customer service and asked for a refund.

Something's up, Guys.

Dave

I was under the impression that they pump them full of hormones to make them grow faster and bigger.

Chemistry is my weakest subject. I have to agree, though, that chicken breasts in the supermarket seem unusually large.

[ebacon]

Here is a paper that says chickens are genetically selected and not given hormones.

I dunno what to believe anymore.

http://www.uaex.edu/publications/pdf/FSA-8007.pdf

[bobabode]

Originally Posted by piece-itpete

Although when they say 'genetically modified' it simply means they're fed GMO grain from what little I read.

Pete

Looks like the one on the right is 'roided up like an MMA fighter.