Would You Like Fries With Your Mutant Chicken Nuggets?

[icenine]

Climate change has scientists trying to create bionic chickens that can withstand the higher temperatures of global warming so people can still have something to eat in a few decades:


http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-...#axzz30oQyccry

[piece-itpete]

Scramble MY babies will you?

Finally some reasonable reaction to the great possibility of change.

Pete

[Tom Joad]

Maybe we could just import chickens from Mercury.

[Pio1980]

Originally Posted by Tom Joad

Maybe we could just import chickens from Mercury.

Thot Freddie was doing something other than breeding chickens, something involving a decided lack of activity.

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[bobabode]

Originally Posted by piece-itpete

Scramble MY babies will you?

Finally some reasonable reaction to the great possibility of change.

Pete

Tree huggin' green weenie.

[BlueStreak]

I once bought chicken breasts from the plantation (Walmart). I thought it odd that they were inordinately large. Opening the package they smell normal, so I went ahead and baked them. Even though I had seasoned them with rosemary and black pepper, they tasted........weird. So, I took them back and complained. The customer service people gave me a slip and told me I could go get a different package.

That's when I noticed that they were all the same. HUGE. I went back to customer service and asked for a refund.

Something's up, Guys.

Dave

[Tom Joad]

Originally Posted by BlueStreak

I once bought chicken breasts from the plantation (Walmart). I thought it odd that they were inordinately large. Opening the package they smell normal, so I went ahead and baked them. Even though I had seasoned them with rosemary and black pepper, they tasted........weird. So, I took them back and complained. The customer service people gave me a slip and told me I could go get a different package.

That's when I noticed that they were all the same. HUGE. I went back to customer service and asked for a refund.

Something's up, Guys.

Dave

I wonder.

If I could get some of whatever they were giving to those chickens maybe it would help me Bench Press more.

[piece-itpete]

They're mutant ninja chickens.

Originally Posted by bobabode

Tree huggin' green weenie.

LMAO!!

Pete

[Tom Joad]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOj0nXpRqX8

[barbara]

Breeding chickens (and cows and pigs, etc.) to produce a product which will increase the investment and meet consumer demands has been happening for a long time.