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Old 01-11-2014, 12:34 PM
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Best Anagram Ever

The WashPost has a weekly contest where it tasks people to come up with funny responses/solutions to posed questions/problems. This week they asked for an anagram — a rearrangement of all the letters in some piece of writing to make it say something else — of any phrase or passage referring to something in the news, beyond just someone’s name. Here's the winning response:

Original text: We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Anagram: We, the Tea Party of Republicans, our heads in our Rectums, freed to ensure the disestablishment of that Obamacare, promote domestic Religion (provided Jesus is your Savior), disenfranchise the Poor, Effete, Liberal or Such, stifle Intellects not nutty Men, demote Geopolitics, offend on Twitter, do intend another Sequestration.


http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifest...9b2_story.html
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Old 01-11-2014, 12:41 PM
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I can see why that was a winner.

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Old 01-11-2014, 04:14 PM
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Old 01-11-2014, 06:02 PM
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That was good!
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