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[Chicks]

Only in Florida could a billionaire’s massage parlor pit stop unmask a possible spy ring

https://amp.miamiherald.com/latest-n...228849899.html

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Originally Posted by Chicks

Only in Florida could a billionaire’s massage parlor pit stop unmask a possible spy ring

https://amp.miamiherald.com/latest-n...228849899.html

“The idea that this is about a Chinese spy ring disguised as a rub-and-tug disguised as a day spa ... It’s just peak. We’ve reached peak Florida,” said Miami filmmaker Billy Corben, who’s built a cult following shooting popular documentaries about the state’s craziest stories.

[bobabode]

Originally Posted by finnbow

“The idea that this is about a Chinese spy ring disguised as a rub-and-tug disguised as a day spa ... It’s just peak. We’ve reached peak Florida,” said Miami filmmaker Billy Corben, who’s built a cult following shooting popular documentaries about the state’s craziest stories.

The 'Darwin Award' state.

[Chicks]

Mulvaney: Democrats will 'never' see Donny's tax returns

https://thehill.com/homenews/adminis...ps-tax-returns

Acting White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney said Sunday that Democrats will "never" see President Trump's tax returns.

"Nor should they. That’s an issue that was already litigated during the election. Voters knew the president could have given his tax returns, they knew that he didn’t, and they elected him anyway," Mulvaney said during an appearance on "Faux 'News' Sunday."

Hey, Whell, help me out here. How many times did your idiot master promise that he would release his tax returns? Must have been dozens, right? And you believed him, lol.

[Chicks]

Whatever Trump Is Playing, It Isn’t Golf
The sport means a lot to Trump—which hasn’t stopped him from cheating outrageously at it.
Rick Reilly
Contributing essayist for ESPN’s SportsCenter and ABC Sports

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/ar...-again/586633/

More than to any wife, more than to any party, more than to any opinion, President Donald Trump has remained fiercely loyal to golf. But I’ve played golf my entire life. Years ago, I even played with Trump once. Whatever sport he’s playing, it isn’t golf.

He cheats. He lies. He kicks. And not just his ball — yours, too. He props up a 2.8 handicap that’s faker than WrestleMania 35. He wins tournaments he never even played in. He wins tournaments that weren’t even held.

IOW, he's a despicable, disgusting pig, the sort of person everyone shunned in High School, or beat the crap out of. Only losers like Whell would support this pig.

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[Chicks]

The wonderful illogic of Trump’s hidden tax returns

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opini...n-tax-returns/

Seems a lot like Whellian “logic”...

[Chicks]

Andy Borowitz
3 hrs ·
Fired Trump Staffers Now Outnumber Inauguration Crowd

[Chicks]

Redaction of Mueller Report Halted as Barr Passes Out from Sharpie Fumes

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The redaction of the Mueller report stalled on Monday after the Attorney General, William Barr, passed out from inhaling fumes from multiple Sharpie markers.

Barr, who had been working around the clock to redact the report before its release, reportedly lost consciousness while trying to black out a seventy-four-page section detailing Donald Trump, Jr.,’s contacts with more than three dozen Russian individuals.

“You cannot use that many Sharpies, for hours on end, without proper ventilation,” a Justice Department staffer, speaking on condition of anonymity, said. “This was a disaster waiting to happen.”

The insentient Barr was rushed to Walter Reed medical center, where a grim-faced hospital spokesperson described his condition as “Ben Carson–like.”

At the White House, the press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, offered a more upbeat assessment. “We expect Attorney General Barr to make a swift and full recovery, so that he can get to work on the President’s taxes,” she said.

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Andy Borowitz
10 hrs ·
Trump Names Ted Nugent New Homeland Security Secretary



Maybe a little too close to the truth....