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04-08-2012, 02:22 PM
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A little shopworn, but funny.
Heaven is where:
The police are British
The mechanics are German
The cooks are French
The lovers are Italian
The teenagers are Japanese
The movie makers are American
The musicians are Russian
The women are Swedish
And the whole thing is organized by the Swiss;
Hell is where:
The police are German
The mechanics are French
The cooks are British
The lovers are Swiss
The teenagers are American
The movie makers are Japanese
The musicians are Swedish
The women are Russian
And the whole thing is organized by the Italians...
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04-08-2012, 05:17 PM
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LOL! Good stuff, Finn!
Dave
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04-08-2012, 06:57 PM
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Location: Willamette Valley
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Quote:
Originally Posted by finnbow
Heaven is where:
The police are British
The mechanics are German
The cooks are French
The lovers are Italian
The teenagers are Japanese
The movie makers are American
The musicians are Russian
The women are Swedish
And the whole thing is organized by the Swiss;
Hell is where:
The police are German
The mechanics are French
The cooks are British
The lovers are Swiss
The teenagers are American
The movie makers are Japanese
The musicians are Swedish
The women are Russian
And the whole thing is organized by the Italians...
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In heaven there is no beer, that why we drink it here.............
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04-09-2012, 03:06 PM
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Location: Minnesota
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueStreak
Something similar to this, but on a much larger scale, of course and obviously the circumstances are different;
http://www.suntimes.com/news/jackson...on-harbor.html
It's down to he final week of the election and it looks like there's a strong chance Romney will lose. And a cabal of far right wingers in the congress and the military decide they just aren't having it. Somebody has to step in and "save America". Americans wake up one morning, days before the election to hear, "Sorry folks the election has been suspended. President Obama has been arrested."
Think such a thing is really all that far fetched?
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They wouldn't even need to be so overt. Just engineer another "economic collapse"...run everyone out of their homes and take over through a fait accompli.
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04-09-2012, 03:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by electronjohn
They wouldn't even need to be so overt. Just engineer another "economic collapse"...run everyone out of their homes and take over through a fait accompli.
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Stemming from the previous administrations "Ownership Society", in which we were promised more American families would be able to realize the dream of home ownership? (Among other things.) Yeah, that could fit into the scenario quite nicely. Then, of course, it becomes necessary to declare an emergency and institute "economic marshall law".
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_1...99-503544.html
Now, some might point to Gerald Celentes theory and his allegations of who is behind it........But Who is running with the ball? Why Gov. Snyder ( R-MI), of course.
Dave
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Last edited by BlueStreak; 04-09-2012 at 03:37 PM.
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04-09-2012, 06:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by electronjohn
They wouldn't even need to be so overt. Just engineer another "economic collapse"...run everyone out of their homes and take over through a fait accompli.
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What better reason to be for banning firearms, eh!
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04-09-2012, 06:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rex E.
What better reason to be for banning firearms, eh!
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Yeah, cause all those firearms sure have been making your lives better. Helped lots through the economic collapse too!
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04-09-2012, 07:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigerik
Yeah, cause all those firearms sure have been making your lives better. Helped lots through the economic collapse too!
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Mine surely have made mine and my families lives better while also helping in the conservation of wildlife in my country.
I know quite a few folks feeding their families with them in these tough economic times.
Those damn Germans did pretty well without them though in the late 30's, eh
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04-09-2012, 07:17 PM
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Area Man
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rex E.
What better reason to be for banning firearms, eh!
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So, when the Sheriff comes around to tell you it's time to go......
Just stick a gun in his face?
Most folks would rather just walk away.
That's what goes on outside the Hollywood fantasy.
Dave
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04-09-2012, 07:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueStreak
So, when the Sheriff comes around to tell you it's time to go......
Just stick a gun in his face?
Most folks would rather just walk away.
That's what goes on outside the Hollywood fantasy.
Dave
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That's what they are hoping for!
Continue to fall inline and do as you are told.
As referenced above...read up on Germany in the late 30's
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