10 Reasons The 2020 Election Was The Fairest Election Of All Time

[Not Insane]

10 Reasons The 2020 Election Was The Fairest Election Of All Time

Disclaimer: This is the Babylon Bee.

Everyone knows the 2020 election was literally the most secure and fair presidential election—like, ever. But we know there are still a few skeptics out there. Here at the Bee, our number one mission is to prevent the spread of misinformation and make sure everyone still has faith in our democracy.

To help convince you, here is the undeniable evidence the election was fair:

1. Literally everyone says so: Duh. The 2020 election couldn't have been rigged because all the people who are cool and smart and not weird say so. Do you want to look like a weirdo? Ew.

2. Journalists were fair and balanced in assessing the qualities of moderate, kind, decent Joe Biden, and of his opponent Hitler: Thank God for the press! They really made sure to give a fair and honest assessment of the most popular and wonderful president ever and the evil orange monster who wanted to kill democracy and take away all our norms and stuff. Great job, journalists!

3. Mail-in votes were handled by USPS—the most reliable, trustworthy company on the planet: The post office never almost screws up, loses, or delays US mail. It's quite amazing, really.

4. Vote counters in Philadelphia and Detroit spent many years practicing how to count before election night: Some of them since kindergarten! The election was truly in good hands.

5. The Democrats have never done anything wrong, ever: Not ever.

6. Posters and barricades were held up to block people from seeing the unprecedented, blinding levels of vote counting fairness: Poll watchers showed up, but their eyeballs would have been burned out by the awe-inspiring amount of vote counting integrity. Many lives saved!

7. Absolutely nobody was threatened behind a poolhouse by a chain-wielding Biden: Biden is a fine, upstanding man of integrity and would never do something like that.

8. New York didn't just accidentally count 138,000 ballots, a bizarrely familiar number: Science has clearly shown that voter fraud is completely impossible and would never happen here, especially in New York City where they're really good at elections.

9. The election turned out exactly how your late great, great grandfather would have wanted: This was verified by his vote in the 2020 election.

10. The Democrat candidate won, which is perhaps the most important sign of a fair and impartial election: The evil, fascist dictator was voted out of office. Anything that was done to achieve this was fair, right?

We hope you have seen the light. Now shut up about the election you insurrectionist!

[Chicks]

Historians rank Trump near the bottom of U.S. presidents as Obama rises into the top 10

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...10/7795974002/

Donald Trump continues to be the face of the Republican Party and its most influential figure.

The historians rate Trump as the worst president on "moral authority" and "administrative skills."

Abraham Lincoln has been ranked at the top of the list in each of the four surveys.

The lowest ranking president is James Buchanan, who helped precipitate the Civil War.

Today's Repubes sure are dumb.

[Rajoo]

Originally Posted by Chicks

Historians rank Trump near the bottom of U.S. presidents as Obama rises into the top 10

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...10/7795974002/

Donald Trump continues to be the face of the Republican Party and its most influential figure.

The historians rate Trump as the worst president on "moral authority" and "administrative skills."

Abraham Lincoln has been ranked at the top of the list in each of the four surveys.

The lowest ranking president is James Buchanan, who helped precipitate the Civil War.

Today's Repubes sure are dumb.

So question is if trump continues to incite the cult leading to another Civil War, will he ranked #1 or #2 from the bottom. We all know that Trump wants to be #1, doesn't matter at what.

[Not Insane]

Originally Posted by Rajoo

So question is if trump continues to incite the cult leading to another Civil War, will he ranked #1 or #2 from the bottom. We all know that Trump wants to be #1, doesn't matter at what.

More deflection.

C'mon, man. Don't be one trick ponies. Try the other two tricks: Ad-hom attack and Projection.

Did all the non-leftists leave the site?

[bobabode]

Originally Posted by Not Insane

More deflection.

C'mon, man. Don't be one trick ponies. Try the other two tricks: Ad-hom attack and Projection.

Did all the non-leftists leave the site?

Nice big fat juicy ad hom right there, Biff.

Why is it that you love to project your own abject failings on this forum. Whine on Q boy.

[Rajoo]

Originally Posted by Not Insane

More deflection.

C'mon, man. Don't be one trick ponies. Try the other two tricks: Ad-hom attack and Projection.

Did all the non-leftists leave the site?

Argue the points Qboy.

Did Trump lose the 2020 election? Yes, all 50 states certified the EC votes. Joe Biden, now President Biden 306 votes, DJT now Loser Trump 232 votes.

Can Trump be reinstated like you Qboys believe? No. You lose and you are out of office and DJT become ex-Blotus on January 20th.

Is DJT the worst president in the history of the US? Only time would tell but he does have a great start for the slide to the bottom. Just mention Covid-19 and he is toast.

Will he run in 2024? He is teasing, claims he has made up his mind, etc. but really who cares? He knows he will lose if he runs.

[RickeyM]

Originally Posted by Rajoo

So question is if trump continues to incite the cult leading to another Civil War, will he ranked #1 or #2 from the bottom. We all know that Trump wants to be #1, doesn't matter at what.

Well he is the biggest loser. Does that count?

[Not Insane]

Originally Posted by Chicks

Historians rank Trump near the bottom of U.S. presidents as Obama rises into the top 10

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...10/7795974002/

Donald Trump continues to be the face of the Republican Party and its most influential figure.

The historians rate Trump as the worst president on "moral authority" and "administrative skills."

Abraham Lincoln has been ranked at the top of the list in each of the four surveys.

The lowest ranking president is James Buchanan, who helped precipitate the Civil War.

Today's Repubes sure are dumb.

Moral authority and administrative skills. Good one. Well, Jimmy Carter was strong on both.

I'm not sure Patton was, though, but he sure got the job done. But your post is deflection, a favorite debate tool of the left.

[barbara]

Claiming a potential civil war is not an Ad-hom attack or Projection. It is in the realm of possibility. The cult followers have been interviewed on the news as saying that is what they want if Trump is not reinstated as president. We have witnessed their propensity for violence. It is only reasonable to consider the possibility that they might continue to act out.

[Oerets]

Originally Posted by barbara

Claiming a potential civil war is not an Ad-hom attack or Projection. It is in the realm of possibility. The cult followers have been interviewed on the news as saying that is what they want if Trump is not reinstated as president. We have witnessed their propensity for violence. It is only reasonable to consider the possibility that they might continue to act out.

The cult will not stop peacefully until they get the their way. The revolution is ingrained in the cult.