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#571
05-20-2011, 01:31 PM
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Officer: Hey buddy! Are you a head?
Longhair: No, but I'm catching up. Pete
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.” 
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#572
05-20-2011, 01:46 PM
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Awesome.
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#574
05-20-2011, 02:38 PM
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Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. Eleanor Roosevelt
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#575
05-20-2011, 02:40 PM
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. . . . .
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Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. Eleanor Roosevelt
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#576
05-20-2011, 02:43 PM
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 Topical? 
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#577
05-20-2011, 02:43 PM
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Hmmmmm
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Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. Eleanor Roosevelt
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#578
05-20-2011, 02:44 PM
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* * * * * *
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Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. Eleanor Roosevelt
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#579
05-27-2011, 09:13 AM
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I heard an excellent version of the old hippie song 'Signs"...
"And the sign said, "Anybody caught trespassin' Will be shot on sight." So I jumped on the fence and BAM BAM BAM!!  Pete
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#580
05-27-2011, 10:49 AM
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A young Wall Street banker is enjoying the accoutrements of his success. All dressed in his designer suit, he parks his Beemer at the curb. Just as he is getting out of the car, another car sideswipes him and takes off the door.
He begins yelling at the other driver: "You idiot - do you know how much this car cost me - I got all of the option - can't you tell when somebody important is getting out of a car!" A bystander asks, "Sir, did you notice that your arm is missing?" The young Banker: "Oh my God! My Rolex!" Regards, D-Ray
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Then I'll get on my knees and pray, We won't get fooled again; Don't get fooled again
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