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Old 12-20-2009, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Charles View Post
Us stoopid hillbillies down here in Bugtussell still greet old friends by looking them up and down, smiling, and saying "The things you see when you ain't got a gun!"

But everybody's got a gun, and threatening to shoot one another is always good for a laugh, so long as everybody's smiling.
Chas, I grew up in Brown County Ohio. We're pretty hillbilly there too. I'm not quite sure I agree. But I have a suggestion and one that I can make from personal experience- move. There's a great world out there. One where threatening to shoot someone isn't a greeting.

I'm not so sure that threats of a committing a felony on someone are as endearing as you think. What do you say when you meet an attractive woman?
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