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Old 03-14-2019, 05:57 PM
Ike Bana Ike Bana is offline
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Originally Posted by donquixote99 View Post
I heard 5 minutes of sex and 55 minutes of guilt.... Same ratio about.

Ever hear the one about the Christian, the Moslem, and Jew all sentenced to be guillotined in the French Revolution? Short version: the things jams both times, an inch above the neck, when they go to do the Christian and the Moslem, so they let them both go.

They get the Jew ready and he looks up and says, "You know, I think I see your problem...."
Or the Catholic priest, the protestant minister, and the Rabbi debating when life begins.

Priest: Life begins at the moment of conception!

Minister: Life begins at the end of the first trimester.

Rabbi (with powerful Yiddish accent): Both of you are nuts. Everybody knows, life begins when the kids go away to college!
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