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Old 12-11-2010, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by d-ray657 View Post
OK, do you feel the need to puke. If so, read this.

Regards,

D-Ray


Aug. 16

SP calls on an urgent matter. Someone has told her that Rachel Maddow is a lesbo. "Is this true, Lynn?"

"I'm afraid so," I say.

I hear her gulp her energy drink. "Wait a second," she says. "Do her bosses know?"

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Just for giggles, we YouTube her sportscaster clips. That hair!

"And to think," SP says, "I once dreamed of blowing Keith Olbermann."

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He's screaming and gesturing with his beer when Piper pads in from the TV room, rubbing her eyes.

"Glenn Beck's crying again," she says. "Why is he always crying, Mommy?"

SP gathers her into a hug. "He's crying because it hurts to love your country so much."

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The women is an idiot.
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