I was sitting out on my front porch drinking beer one sunny afternoon, when I noticed my neighbors cat strolling across the street. Just as I was thinking about how much I hated that little a-hole for leaving paw prints all over my car, a red tailed hawk swooped down and snatched him.
As I watched the bird carry his ass off, I thought; "Well I'll be damned, God does answer prayers."
Dave
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"When the lie is so big and the fog so thick, the Republican trick can play out again....."-------Frank Zappa
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