I was never poor.
I always had a car to sleep in, Milk Bones to eat, and a nice creek to take a bath in.
And while I've never been poor, I've been damn near broke a time or three.
Besides, the last time I was down to under a hundred bucks, I simply explained to my boss, who wasn't paying me, why it would be in his best interests to write me a check, and one that didn't bounce.
I should have been a motivational speaker.
Chas
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