Back when I was in basic training our "Dorm Chief" as it was called had to be replaced. I forget the reason. But anyway the head TI replaced him with the most arrogant obnoxious recruit in our flight. I suppose there was some method to his madness, but I didn't understand it at the time. And quite frankly, here it is 47 years later and I still don't understand it.
However in keeping with whatever the fuck our TI was thinking, I hereby, for your consideration, nominate Finnbow as replacement.