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Play the victim card...and buy her some poseys.
Wimmen are suckers for victims and poseys.
And if you can talk her into dropping the butcher knife you may want to play hide the salami. They call that "making love". Be sure to talk about feelings and such for an hour afterwards. DO NOT fall asleep, or go for a beer and a sandwich.
Sitting with her and watching some gag me with a shovel touchy feely movie, without snide comments, is almost just as good. It shows you care.
Remember...they read romance novels!!!
Chas
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