"So what does this bill, mean?"
"It means Obama is a Nazi and he's sending the black helicopters around to take your guns, whack your grandmother and turn your kids into queers. Only Republicans can save you now. I know this to be true because God told me so."
"Holy shit, Mable, start diggin'! We got to dig us a bunker! Hoarde up all the ammo ya kin scrounge!"
Geez.
Regards,
Dave