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Old 06-03-2009, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Charles View Post
I reckon if they's anything more hardcore than a Methodist, it must be you Prespertians....didn't teach we'uns how to spell Prespertians in Sunday School...musta been penis envy.

My Granddaddy was a Catlikker, always wished I'd been one. No matter how bad you screw up, you just spill your guts in the booth, say a few Hail Mary's, and you're good to go.

Besides, the Catlikkers always had an enlightened view of the juice of the grape.

Us poor Methodist's were reduced to Welch's for communion. However, us mean little shits found the pastor's jug of Mad Dog in his desk, and that's a fact.

Chas
I was raised a good Catholic so you can rest assured I have more than one twitch and enough guilt that I find it necessary to drink heavily.
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