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OK...since we remain on the subject of Gunsmoke...
Chester comes running wild eyed into the marshal's office.
Mr. Dillon!!! Mr. Dillon!!!
What is it Chester?
Uh...well it all started this morning. I was down to the Long Branch having a cup of coffee, and Miss Kitty says to me, 'Chester...let's you and me have a picnic.' So I loaded up the buckboard with a basket of vittles for lunch and a big blanket and we rode out of town, down to the side of a little creek. I spread out the blanket and went back to the buckboard for the grub. When I got back to the creek...why...Miss Kitty was lying on her back on the blanket with all her clothes off. She opened her knees a little, looked up at me with them big blue eyes and said, 'Chester, go to town.'
And...uh...here I am.
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