[Grouch]

So yesterday ol' Hillary waddled up on stage at George Washington University and durin' her address, she was asked what role women would play in the coming global meltdown. Ol' Hill didn't miss a beat. Told those ladies that the coming desertification (SP?) spread south, women would be required to drive the flocks, gather the food and haul the firewood. What the manly men was supposed to do was left unclear but presumably they will all have had their male naughty bits removed be feminists, so maybe they'll just sit around in sewing circles or such, singing Koom by Yah in soprano. Made me glad I was already older than dirt so I don't gotta worry 'bout it.