[Wasillaguy]

Harry: "Please Lord, just once, let the Cubbies win it all!"

God: "What has Chicago done to deserve the glory Harry? The citizens accept daily murder as normal, the leaders are corrupt thieves."

Harry: "Strike them down God. If that's what it takes, ruin every crooked politician in Washington. Lay their sins bare for all to see. Just give me a Cubs win, show mercy dear Lord!"

God: "And so it shall come to pass. Hoist the W!.... and save that rope, there will be a lot more hoisting after the game."