Chick-Fil-A Food Found To Contain Addictive Crack Cocaine
https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fi...-crack-cocaine
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While standard FDA procedure would require a full halt on all sales as the matter is investigated, federal agents confirmed they would allow the restaurant chain to stay open on the condition that Chick-fil-A executives agree to open their restaurants on Sunday “so we can get our fix.”
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