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The Federated States Of Cascadia celebrated the completion of a border wall as citizens held parties all the way from Seattle down to the eastern borders of Nevada and Arizona. President Harris said that the new wall would stop Americans from crossing over into Cascadia and taking undue advantage of the young nation's excellent national health service, Covered Cascadia. She also promised that Cascadia would stay assault weapon free. When she returns to the Cascadian capitol statehouse in Sacramento next week she will sign legislation making both English and Spanish the official languages.
In other news beer drinkers are not upset that Coors beer will no longer be available in Cascadia because of trade restrictions put in place by American president Huckabee in retaliation for the wall.
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