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Old 04-07-2012, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Charles View Post
One thing about Ma Thumb and her four daughters.

They'll get up and fetch you another beer and a sandwich without making you snuggle and talk about mindless bullshit for another 45 minutes.

Which reminds me of the old joke about the perfect woman.

About waist high, doesn't have any teeth, and has a flat spot on her head so you have a place to sit your drink.

I've never told my wife that one.

I ain't THAT stupid.

Chas
Thank God for ma left hand--I've always got some strange on the other side of town.

I told my mother that joke 'bout twenty years ago. My ears are still ringin'.

Dave
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