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Old 11-18-2016, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by donquixote99 View Post
Well, let me tell you about Deszsh. You've probably never heard of Deszsh. Well, let me tell you, it's really horrible. If you ever experienced Deszsh, you would beg for death. Whatever source of suffering and horror you can think of, Deszsh is 100 times worse.

When the Deszsh stops, that condition is called Vlona. Vlona is very wonderful, a condition of complete happiness. Now I have good news for you. Deszsh doesn't actually exist. Of course, that means Vlona doesn't exist either, but that seems OK to me.

It's been suggested that we should try to create some Deszsh, because then we can have Vlona, but I think I'm against that.
First Deszsh came for the Soci@lists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Soci@list.

Then Deszsh came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then Deszsh came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.

Then Deszsh came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
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