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Forum: Off-topic 06-14-2013, 04:49 PM
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Posted By painter
Oxymorons...

1. Is it good if a
vacuum really sucks?

2. Why is the third hand on a watch called
the second hand?

3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary,
how would we ever know?

4. ...
Forum: Off-topic 10-04-2012, 05:42 PM
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Posted By painter
There you GO again!!!

There you GO again!!!
Forum: Off-topic 10-04-2012, 12:49 PM
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Posted By painter
Not Friday yet...but it feels like it! :) ...

Not Friday yet...but it feels like it! :)


Paradoxical Quote of The Day From Ben Stein:



"Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but...
Forum: Off-topic 08-26-2012, 10:28 AM
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Posted By painter
Yes merrylander. You have nothing but perfection...

Yes merrylander. You have nothing but perfection in your life. You are the most intelligent...perhaps even a British hero in your lineage. ;)

I was referring to the film and the mention of Brits...
Forum: Off-topic 08-24-2012, 06:54 PM
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Posted By painter
I don't agree. If you look for racism...you find...

I don't agree. If you look for racism...you find it! I see it as a drain on their economy and an injustice to the English people who live in squallor.
...
Forum: Off-topic 08-24-2012, 06:33 PM
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Posted By painter
Not so funny! ...

Not so funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=wq_lhlIn1e0
Forum: Off-topic 08-24-2012, 12:39 PM
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Posted By painter
ALL PUNS INTENDED.... 1. Two antennas met on...

ALL PUNS INTENDED....

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender...
Forum: Off-topic 08-17-2012, 02:02 PM
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Posted By painter
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last...

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night
when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century,' he said.
'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can borrow...
Forum: Off-topic 06-15-2012, 06:29 PM
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Posted By painter
The 2012 Presidential election was too close to...

The 2012 Presidential election was too close to call. Neither
Mitt Romney nor Obama had enough votes to win. There was
much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but
a...
Forum: Off-topic 06-01-2012, 07:35 PM
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Posted By painter
Traveling through the years.... I have been...

Traveling through the years....

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito....
Forum: Off-topic 05-18-2012, 05:49 PM
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Posted By painter
At his country estate, guests from all over the...

At his country estate, guests from all over the empire congregated for serious conversation, presided over by Plutarch in his marble chair. Many of these dialogues were recorded and published, and...
Forum: Off-topic 05-18-2012, 12:40 PM
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Posted By painter
"An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest...

"An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics"-Plutarch ...?

I shall allow him to make my life better in balance :)
AND...it won't cost you a dime.
Forum: Off-topic 05-18-2012, 12:22 PM
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Posted By painter
UPSIDE DOWN LAND THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST...

UPSIDE DOWN LAND


THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FORWARDS I HAVE RECEIVED.
Let's work together to tilt it back over!


You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
· A Muslim officer...
Forum: Off-topic 05-11-2012, 06:32 PM
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Posted By painter
A little pain never hurt anyone...:D

A little pain never hurt anyone...:D
Forum: Off-topic 05-11-2012, 05:33 PM
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Posted By painter
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing...

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can...
Forum: Off-topic 04-13-2012, 07:51 PM
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Posted By painter
The Shortest Books of All Time ...

The Shortest Books of All Time

___________________________________________

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods

____________________________________________
Forum: Off-topic 03-30-2012, 04:55 PM
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Posted By painter
Yet...I assume because of the cost...unless you...

Yet...I assume because of the cost...unless you request paper...you get the plastic.
With the cost of petroleum to make them...you would think paper would be the choice.
Myself...I take my own...
Forum: Off-topic 03-30-2012, 01:54 PM
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Posted By painter
Yes Blue...we were given those a few years back....

Yes Blue...we were given those a few years back. I was glad to see that the components of the plastic bags (doled out) have changed chemically to break down sooner.
One thing I neglected to mention...
Forum: Off-topic 03-30-2012, 01:37 PM
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Posted By painter
The oldest I have is a Fisher wind up Victrola...

The oldest I have is a Fisher wind up Victrola and scads of OLD records for it...including CARUSO! :D
Wonder what its worth?
Forum: Off-topic 03-30-2012, 12:19 PM
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Posted By painter
From someone from “That Generation”..... ...

From someone from “That Generation”.....

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good...
Forum: Off-topic 03-02-2012, 08:15 AM
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Posted By painter
Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess A...

Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and...
Forum: Off-topic 02-24-2012, 06:30 PM
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Posted By painter
When the guy stops running...place your curser...

When the guy stops running...place your curser about an inch above his head. :)

http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html
Forum: Off-topic 02-10-2012, 07:46 AM
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Posted By painter
Proof that you can never underestimate the...

Proof that you can never underestimate the innovativeness of American Farm Boys:

At a high school in Iowa , a group of boy students played a prank.

They let three goats loose inside the school....
Forum: Off-topic 01-20-2012, 04:55 PM
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Posted By painter
There is some truth to some of it. Just wait...

There is some truth to some of it. Just wait until you retire.:D
Forum: Off-topic 01-20-2012, 04:32 PM
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Posted By painter
RETIRED HUSBAND After I retired, my wife...

RETIRED HUSBAND

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally...
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