The Dallas Cowboys Humiliation
 

Very little warms my heart more than watching the Dallas Cowboy get humiliated on national TV and their humiliation yesterday was of epic proportion. I'm almost as happy as my son-in-law, born in Wisconsin and a lifelong cheesehead. Stephen A. Smith rants on ESPN this morning is must-see TV.

This is how diplomacy should be resolved.

Kansas City. Headquarters of the New World Order. We have Taylor Swift, too.

(sardonics alert...I'm hooked on sardonics)

Why are you happy that they were humiliated?

Don't know any "True Blue" Cowboy fans I take it?

Or one?

Because they're the feckin' Dallas Cowboys! 'Nuf said.

Seriously though, in order to enjoy watching sports one needs to have teams they love and teams they hate. Otherwise, there's simply no point in watching. And the Cowboys, more than any other team, are a love 'em or hate 'em team and I was born in Washington, DC, the epicenter of Cowboy hatred. In other words, it just comes natural.

We could have world domination (without blowing up the audience), based on one decree:

Do NOT kick the spherical ball.

You sure have a gift for speaking cryptically. FWIW, footballs are not spherical.

Footballs are spherical in Europe and Latin America.

The USA struggles to compete at soccer.

Uh OK, but the Cowboys do not play soccer.

Nor do the Kansas City Chiefs, the sports team that made my hometown the Capitol of the New World Order.

(rimshot)

There's a logic to my stupidity (and I swear I'm funny).