Favorite quotes! So, whatcha got?
 

"Joe! Make a deal Joe! That kraut in the tiger tank is probably a Republican!"
Don Rickles to Telly Savalas in 'Kelly's Heroes':D

If by a "Liberal" they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a "Liberal," then I'm proud to say I'm a "Liberal."
-- John F. Kennedy

John

“We had to struggle with the old enemies of peace-business and financial monopoly, speculation, reckless banking, class antagonism, sectionalism, war profiteering. They had begun to consider the Government of the United States as a mere appendage to their own affairs. We know that Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob. Never before in history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hatred for me - and I welcome their hatred. I should like to have it said of my first administration that in it the forces of selfishness and of lust for power met their match. I should like to have it said of my second administration that in it these forces met their master.
-- President Franklin Delano Roosevelt

John

"A great gulf, however, has been opened between man's material advance and his social and moral progress, a gulf in which he may one day be lost if it is not closed or narrowed."
Lester B. Pearson

"This isn't Vietnam. This is bowling! There are rules here!"
Walter Sobchak

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter
if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own
common sense".
Buddha

Maybe I should have said humorous or sardonic? Trying to lighten the mood my friends.;):D

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."--Goethe

"And thought (phew) they smelled bad (retch) on the outside!" -- Han Solo

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"
Steve McCroskey

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