ROTF, if I could only find some papers!:p

Oh rats!....have to use the bong! :p :D

One thing about Ma Thumb and her four daughters.

They'll get up and fetch you another beer and a sandwich without making you snuggle and talk about mindless bullshit for another 45 minutes.

Which reminds me of the old joke about the perfect woman.

About waist high, doesn't have any teeth, and has a flat spot on her head so you have a place to sit your drink.

I've never told my wife that one.

I ain't THAT stupid.

Chas

And while I'm disparaging women.

Q: Do you know why women have legs?"

A: So that they don't leave a trail on the ground like a slug."

I've never told my wife THAT one either.

Chas

BTW, my apologizies to any members of the fairer sex present.

It's only a joke!!!

Chas

Thank God for ma left hand--I've always got some strange on the other side of town.:p

I told my mother that joke 'bout twenty years ago. My ears are still ringin'.

Dave

Lol! :p

New meaning to the phrase, "Know thyself"-eh?:rolleyes:

Going biblical on us ,eh....that will be another z of puffing for penance :p

Last time I checked Socrates wasn't in the bible.:p