Televangelists won't fly commercial ...
 

... due to demons.

Televangelists Kenneth Copeland and Jesse Duplantis defended their use of private jets as a luxury means of travel, arguing that commercial planes are full of “a bunch of demons” that will bog down their busy schedules with prayer requests.

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news...nd-private-je/

These guys would be hilarious, except that, like Donny, they’re dangerous con artists, duping little old ladies out of their retirement money. They have no shame.

Jesus forgives them.

Would Jesus Wear a Rolex on his Television Show?
-- Margaret Archer and Chet Atkins, Songwriters

One reason that country music is my church. hee hee :D

Must of missed the whole meaning about a camel, eye of a needle thing.

Matthew 19:24
“And again I say to you that it is easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God.”

Although they're already living in God's kingdom.

And if Jesus has pardoned them, we must as well. Wouldn't it be sweet if everybodies imaginary friend could do that? Oh, look, they can! Heck, when a radical Islamist blows up a bus stop, he gets a pardon, martyrdom and virgins to boot!

Properly applied, religion is such a wonderful thing for the scumbags of this world, isn't it?

Birds of a feather, Donny and Televangelists. Donny knows a good con when he sees one. They have zero empathy for the poor fools being conned.

Hey, folks, Jesus told me I need a Dassault Falcon 7X. Now, understand, I’m not asking you to pay for it, but if you’ll just believe, it will be mine. :rolleyes:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/04/us/je...rnd/index.html